Story Number 6: The Butcher’s Tale
I completed the sixth story in my series of nine last night. Writing the last third of a story really happens quickly, perhaps as most of these tales have a crescendo towards the end of them that requires for fast paced action. Perhaps because I get into the vibe of them and the ideas flow a lot quicker; earlier in the story I’m carefully setting the groundwork.
Well this story has quite a few references in it to a particular “historical figure”. I was disappointed not to be able to have the final clue slip into the story however, this may see the light of day if I complete the footnote feature of the story. What’s the point of referencing real-life historical figures??? Well it’s so the author can have a giggle whilst writing…or so that the reader can spin out when they find out about something they didn’t know before . It’s fun for us all.
Of course the main historical figure I reference is a creation of my own. Apart from the volumes of editing I’ll need to complete to have a publisher even turn a page of my manuscript, now I’ve got to re-write my old short story to bring it up to scratch. I really thought it was already scratch-worthy (isn’t a scratch a depression in something, therefore up to scratch implies the scratch is higher? Or if you scratch build something then it’s just the prototype, the first draft…therefore, up to scratch should be a pretty shit quality. I hope this arghuement holds up when I’m begging for someone to put this into print!) amazing what a few years away can do for making my best bit of writing look like a turd. Hopefully this means that when these stories look crap, I should be a lot better.
I have also started to leak the title of the book, “A Plague of Ladybirds”. It feels ok to do this as the finishing line is so close. So far the feedback has been good that the title is delicious. I’ve also been told that he collective noun for ladybirds is a loveliness…I think that still makes it all work so well. We shall see…
I noticed lots of sloppy habits coming out in this last story which again tweaks the anxieties over whether I’ll ever be able to get the stories edited up to a quality worth publishing. Take any paragraph and give it half an hour – it pops out sooo much better!!! But half an hour for EVERY paragraph!!! Bloody hell!! What have I created!
Anyway, TBT has lots more tips of the hat to the “real” Greysham. Francis’ house can be found on Google maps – but I never knew it as a child. The bonfire scene was fun and very nostalgic to write..lots of things from my childhood came to life like the boxes of Standard fireworks you could buy (not that I was ever old enough to be allowed!!)
So the excitement of doing number 7 is next and then the BIG finale: #8 and #9. I’m almost nervous about writing them!!

